Right, having had my ear syringed (thanks for the support Cheryl) I am now suffering from one of the heaviest colds in the history of the Gittins family. (My uncle had a massive one back in the seventies)

Luckily, I don't moan about my illnesses. Haven't got time. However...

I'm inquisitive and I'm wondering where all this snot is coming from. Is it already stored in my head? Is my head always filled with snot and I just don't know about it. Cheryl says 'no'. My mates say 'yes'.

I'm also addicted to Vicks nasal spray. I'm hoping I don't turn into Daniella Westbrook. Rough as buggery.

Cheers